You can ask as many questions as you want on Ask a Stupid Question Day (September 28), but if you Google “Why do I have so much belly button lint?” the search engine is going to eventually show you ads for a Belly Button Duster (just $5.11 at Walmart in case you’re interested).

You can follow the guidelines on increasing your privacy for Google searches, or you can switch to DuckDuckGo, a search engine and browser where privacy is the biggest concern.